Facebook Status: Families are like a bar of chocolate – mostly sweet, and with a few nuts.

Facebook Status: Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.

Facebook Status: You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something during some time in your life.

Facebook Status: Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Facebook Status: Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.

Facebook Status: A celebrity is someone who works hard all their life to become known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.