Facebook Status: Please don’t invited me on your hike. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Facebook Status: With all of the statuses out there about hustling, don’t forget to take a breath and be proud of how far you’ve come.

Facebook Status: If you could only eat one food for an entire week, what food would you choose?

Facebook Status: If you don’t believe in miracles, perhaps you’ve forgotten you are one.

Facebook Status: If you had to be an animal, which would you choose and why?

Facebook Status: A closed mouth is an open ear – the less you talk, the more you hear.