WhatsApp Status: I don’t have an attitude problem – I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

WhatsApp Status: Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I’m wise, so I’m changing myself.

WhatsApp Status: I love buying new things, but I hate spending money.

WhatsApp Status: Nevermind a happy wife equals a happy life! Think of it rather as a happy spouse equals a happy house.

WhatsApp Status: I used to like my neighbours … until they put a password on their WiFi.

WhatsApp Status: The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.