WhatsApp Status: If there is watermelon why isn’t there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon? You know…the elemelons.

WhatsApp Status: Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

WhatsApp Status: When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

WhatsApp Status: Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. My 7th favourite day.

WhatsApp Status: You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

WhatsApp Status: Love is like fire. It can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.