WhatsApp Status: Not smoking also leads to death.

WhatsApp Status: I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.

WhatsApp Status: My phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery, but it has enough battery to keep screaming “Low battery! Low battery!”

WhatsApp Status: Mosquitos are like family. Annoying, but they carry your blood.

WhatsApp Status: Monday is like a maths problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.