• WhatsApp Status: I’m in desperate need of a six-month vacation … twice a year.

  • WhatsApp Status: I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

  • WhatsApp Status: Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.

  • WhatsApp Status: I’m not arguing – I’m simply trying to explaining why I’m right.

  • WhatsApp Status: I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it sometime.

  • WhatsApp Status: Sometimes a road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.