WhatsApp Status: You’ll always run into your ex when you’re wandering around the shops in your pyjamas, looking for junk food. Never when you’re looking fly.

WhatsApp Status: The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

WhatsApp Status: Don’t wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect.

WhatsApp Status: Attitude is like a magnet – what you think is what you attract.

WhatsApp Status: Please don’t touch my emotional support pile of unread books.

WhatsApp Status: We all have that friend who says ‘I’ll be there around seven’, and then shows up around nine.