• WhatsApp Status: The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

  • WhatsApp Status: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

  • WhatsApp Status: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now’.

  • WhatsApp Status: I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.

  • WhatsApp Status: I bet his Corn Flakes try to crawl out of the bowl when they see his face.

  • WhatsApp Status: A smile, a kind word and a little bit of understanding go a long way. You should try it sometime.