WhatsApp Status: BRB. Going to go find new ways to annoy my colleagues.

WhatsApp Status: Instead of focusing on what’s missing, learn to appreciate what’s there.

WhatsApp Status: Failure is always temporary; only giving up makes it permanent.

WhatsApp Status: Life is like riding a bicycle – to keep your balance, you must keep moving.

WhatsApp Status: I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

WhatsApp Status: Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet.