WhatsApp Status: Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

WhatsApp Status: Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.

WhatsApp Status: Try to say the letter ‘M ‘without your lips touching.

WhatsApp Status: That annoying moment when the TV adverts are so long, that you forget what you were watching.

WhatsApp Status: Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.

WhatsApp Status: That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.