Trending on Twitter 24/12: #ElonMusk has apparently just rolled out a new feature: the #ViewCount. So now you can know just how unfunny your own #Tweets are.

Trending on Twitter 23/12: Remember to enjoy #Christmas in moderation so your friends don’t say #Shem after a rough #nightout.

Trending on Twitter 22/12: Now is not the time to worry about a #WooliesChristmas. Why not chill out with some #Wimpy and watch #TheWifeShowmax instead.

Trending on Twitter 21/12: Spread a little love and do #ThePayoff of your debts before someone says #VenmoMe. Watch #YouTubeTV and eat #Nuggets guilt-free.

Trending on Twitter 20/12: Join #TheARMY for the #BTSWrapped2022 streaming party, otherwise you can tune into #WWERaw for #RomanReigns and the havoc he causes.

Trending on Twitter 19/12: #ArgentinaVsFrance WHAT A FINAL! Argentina have been crowned the #FIFAWorldCup champions and Messi remains the #GOAT.