Tinder Ice-breaker: Hi, I’ve had a crush on you for like 2 hours.

Tinder Ice-breaker: Hi, I’m doing a survey… What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

Tinder Ice-breaker: I guess we both have good taste 🙂

Tinder Ice-breaker: I am looking for someone to share in an adventure, you keen?

Tinder Ice-breaker: Are you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.

Tinder Ice-breaker: So what are you least thankful for right now?