Tinder Ice-breaker: Are you an appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Tinder Ice-breaker: Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.

Tinder Ice-breaker: If you could have any meal right now, what would it be?

Tinder Ice-breaker: Hope you like cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

Tinder Ice-breaker: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Tinder Ice-breaker: If you could change the colour of the grass, what would it be?