Pick Up Line: Hi, I’m writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Pick Up Line: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Pick Up Line: Did you know that your heart stops when you sneeze? Kinda like what happens every time I look at you.

Pick Up Line: If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Pick Up Line: There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Pick Up Line: Do you like raisins? No? Well, how about a date, then?