Facebook Status: A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Facebook Status: My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like the toaster.

Facebook Status: Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength.

Facebook Status: Live your everyday of life like its the last day of your life.

Facebook Status: Always remember, It has to be dark for the stars to appear.

Facebook Status: I always wonder if someone somewhere is doing the same exact thing as I AM.