Facebook Status: My favourite mythical creature: an honest politician.

Facebook Status: One day, your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Facebook Status: Have you ever Googled something and the suggested searches were far more entertaining than your original idea?

Facebook Status: Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person – apparently that is called ‘stalking’.

Facebook Status: Life is a game but I don’t know any of the rules and I somehow keep fighting my shoelaces.

Facebook Status: Fairy tales are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons exist but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. – Neil Gaiman.