Facebook Status: Not everyone is meant to be in your future. Some people are just passing through to teach you lessons in life.

Facebook Status: Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.

Facebook Status: Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a Brie?

Facebook Status: I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head, but then the other person doesn’t follow the script.

Facebook Status: Who are your five best friends, and why? Tag them if they’re on FB.

Facebook Status: I’ve never felt quite as motivated as I did the first time Eminem released ‘Lose Yourself’.