Facebook Status: Why isn’t there a law that requires people over the age of 70 to pass a specialised driving test in order to continue driving?

Facebook Status: I don’t like to think myself as special; I like to think myself as a limited edition.

Facebook Status: Strong is the new beautiful.

Facebook Status: My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.

Facebook Status: How did the Easter Bunny get a permit to visit millions of houses while the rest of us were stuck in lockdown?

Facebook Status: Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student.